Beloved "Saturday Night Live" personality - and the longest serving anchor on the show's wildly popular "Weekend Update" - Seth Meyers takes over as host of NBC's "Late Night," home to A-list celebrity guests, memorable comedy and the best in musical talent.
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I don't tend to make Corrections on your Corrections but I do think that this one got you close to perfect I will say your Shoemaker impression needs a lot of work
Re: "make my brother and ME," I'd venture a foolhardy parry that the object being a full clause warrants "my brother and I." Pretty sure I'm wrong, but an aggressive grammatical litigator might be able to pull this into territory similar to the collective noun swamp. Oh picture this: Allitigator 😄 Finally, you may enjoy a book called Miss Thistlebottom's Hobgoblins.
This show isn’t funny anymore :(. The laundry list intro of every segment is such a downer and the obsession w trump reveals how dependent the show was on him. You complained about people saying the jokes write themselves when trump was in power - well they did because now the show is mostly a drag. Seth is still the best late night interviewer in my view though!
I’m disgusted at the stockholders who made the stocks go down at the thought that people might be able to defeat this pandemic. Inhumane jerks who don’t care about their fellow human beings.
Did anyone else notice he changed the text on the paper from "This area has been cleaned & disinfected" to "This area has been covered in germs"? 😂 7:46
Guiliani: 'New York was the first capital of the United States'. Was it? Not if you count July 4th 1776 as the start of the USA and most do. Yes, if you say 'with Congress under the Constitution' and that was March 4, 1789. So, is he right or not?
We're barreling towards fascism. Someone call intervention on these cult creatures. Florida's senile drivers looking for a drop box while bus riders walk for miles in the heat...if they're not working. Maybe this will effect republican voters and level the playing field 🤔
Shortly after the 2024 Republican primaries: A mom is taking her son to a mall for his birthday. They pass a disheveled figure slumped in a doorway, randomly mumbling and crying in an alarming way. The little boy clings to his Mom and asks why is the man crying like that? 'Don't get too close', she says, surveying the dark stain spreading on his lower garments 'I think he has had an accident'. 'Shouldn't we call some help Mom', 'It's OK, see those men nearby, they are his special force officers, they are looking after him'. 'Wow, Mom, he has real G men, who is he?'. 'Well you may be too young to understand, but in our country we have people who decide on our laws, to keep us safe'. 'Every few years a leader has to be chosen, in case the old one can't do his job any more'. This time, the leader they chose was a woman, they did that because she saw that he was having difficulties, in his head, he kept saying he really won the last election when really he lost it'. 'It badly affected him and he had done something very naughty to try to change it, but like most very naughty things, it did not work and he got caught'. 'But why did he do that?' 'Oh so many questions darling'. 'Well, if a Mom and Dad don't show they love their little baby, the little one can grow up with sad ideas in his head, and he tries and tries to find that love he never had in other ways'. 'Sadly they never can find any comfort and though they get older, much older, inside they stay like that infant; you know how your baby brother can be when he is scared or unhappy'. 'Well Mom, who was the lady they chose for a leader, was she a good person or did she want to do naughty things?. 'She was a good woman, she was the only one who could see that his bad thoughts were hurting people and she told him off, he didn't like it one bit, but eventually they saw that she was right. Soon all us Moms and Dads get to choose who will be the leader for the whole country'. 'Gosh, I wonder if she will win'.
1) no FEWER than 500 ('less' would refer to intangible stuff, e.g. space and time) ~ 2) ONLINE digital exclusive (as opposed to the less specific...) ~
How come you have a cold, when you recently stated that because of mask wearing as something we should keep, you haven't had your usual crop of infections for a year? As for correct pronunciation, you've got no chance with so many differences between US and UK. Keep up the good work, though. Great segment. Thanks to youtube we can get this in UK.
Seth...watch it. As a born and raised Milwaukee kid who went to every home Brewer game for most of the early 80's...we don't stand for picking on Rollie and the stache...🤣🤣🤣
THIS IS AWESOME, NO correction to the format/set up, please keep it up! Loved the “VT would *never* give a hard working NH kid a flavor. Kim Jong Ch’ill. A Closer Lick,”
74 million out of 330 million, that's still less than one-third. That would be the tail wagging the dog and the cart pushing the horse. That's a minority really majority from Joe's era. Here's another, Jim Jordan is too stupid to pour cold piss out of his boot.
This is officially my favorite segment now😄 btw almost everyone mispronounces turmeric, incl me... b/c the correct pronunciation is indeed uncanny valley unsettling. I mispronounce substantive the same as well.
Maybe I'm too stoned but that last joke about the writer's parents making him and his brother drink a full bottle of wine is DARK. Seth chooses a very serious, vulnerable tone when delivering that bit; the contrast is a mile wide. Is that writer OK? Is someone else seeing this? Reach out to me man! Your pain is so intense!
